Doni The Explora gets an inside look at Japanese bathrooms

Doni the Explora here hitting you up live (with a 5 day delay) from a bathroom in the Japanese Airport near Tokyo.

All I gotta say is, these guys know how to take a shit. I walk into the bathroom and the stalls are made of what seems to be wood of the finely sanded and polished variety. The door actually extends all the way down to the floor, a strange and wonderful thing I have never experienced. I know there are people in the stalls next to me, and yet, I don’t hear any grunting or farting. I begin to think of life, and I drift away into a Japanese bathroom induced dream land.

I awake from my dream, to find my work in the bathroom is done. This moment passed without anxiety. No worrying if somebody would try to open the door as the lock was secure. No peeking through cracks in the door to watch if people are watching me wipe my butt. But wait, apparently, no wiping my butt either… because this bathroom of champions comes complete with a full automated butt cleaner. In case there was any confusion, they’ve included a sign with complete information on the “equipment to cleansing the buttocks with warm water”. Wiping your ass is the shits; the Japanese know this.

And heck, why not finish your trip to the bathroom with a little foot wash? The airport is dirty. Clean your feet before leaving. Thankyu!!!

Check out my photo’s of the Japanese bathroom experience on my flickr page

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